WHY NON-ALC BEER MAKES THE BEST VALENTINE'S GIFT.
Because true love is not needing a liquid courage to say, 'I adore you, even when you steal the blankets.'
Because embarrassing dance moves are embarrassing enough, no need for alcohol to make them worse.
- Because nothing says romance like being able to find the venue exit without tripping over imaginary obstacles.
Because apologies are for accidentally eating your partner's chocolate, not for your drunken karaoke rendition of love ballads.
Because wine is romantic until you try to recite Shakespeare and end up rhyming 'love' with 'glove' after a few glasses.
ORDER BY FEB. 8TH AND YOU'LL GET YOUR UNCOOL BY THE BIG DAY.
WE'RE SO SERIOUS, WE WROTE YOU A POEM. "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, YOUR NON-ALCOHOLIC BREW ORDER WILL BE THERE ON TIME." (WE'RE BAD AT POEMS)