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Undrunken Noodles

CONTAINS LESS THAN 0.5% ALC/VOL

$15.49

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Our easy-going Smoke Sesh base infused with hints of chili, basil, and kaffir lime for an excellent drinking companion to your favorite Thai dish

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Undrunken Noodles

Our easy-going Smoke Sesh base infused with hints of chili, basil, and kaffir lime for an excellent drinking companion to your favorite Thai dish

Embrace the freedom to savor every sip, because with Uncool, you're not just drinking beer; you're raising a can to living life on your own terms. Cheers to being unapologetically uncool! 

NUTRITIONAL INFO

  • Calories: 72
  • Carbohydrates: 16g
  • Protein: <1g
  • Fat: 0g
Average Analysis per 12oz serving

FAQs

What exactly is Uncool?

The powers that be say we are allowed to call it Near Beer. It’s everything you’d want in a beer, just without the alcohol since it’s clocking in at less than 0.5% ABV.

How do you make it?

Wizardry. Kidding, or kind of. It starts with water, barley, malt and hops, like you’d expect. Then we make some magic, can it, label it and ship it to your door or favorite grocery store.

Wait, is there alcohol in your non-alcoholic beer?

No. Anything that contains less than 0.5% ABV is considered non-alcoholic. Since alcohol naturally occurs in foods you might be fascinated to know that many fruit juices, kombuchas, vinegar, bananas and even bread can contain up to 0.5% ABV without having to be labeled. Crazy right?

Does it need to be refrigerated?

Uncool does not have to be refrigerated but we’d strongly advise chilling that can before cracking it open for a much more enjoyable experience.

Is the packaging recyclable?

You know it! Cans can be infinitely recycled making it the (un)coolest package choice.

What’s the shelf life? 

This ranges from 90-180 days, depending on which one you have in your hand. 

Is Uncool Vegan, Kosher or Gluten-Free?

All Uncool flavors are vegan.  We are not yet kosher certified nor are we brewing gluten-free versions of Uncool at this point.

Can I consume Uncool when pregnant or breastfeeding?

So we aren’t docs and our lawyers would highly recommend we don’t give safety advice. We know that people look to Uncool everyday as a safe alternative to consuming alcohol, whether that’s for medical, safety or personal reasons. But we’ll tell you what we tell our family and friends - when in doubt, ask your doc!   

Where can I find the nutritional info?

Each product page has published calories, carbs, fat and protein for each and every flavor we make!

Do you have more questions?

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  • “Best NA IPA I've had. Makes taking a few weeks off from alcohol a lot easier.”

    Ramsey G., Hazy IPA

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  • “This didn't need to be so good”

    Megan C.

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  • “This is pretty fun. Exactly as described with a whole lot of mango, a little lime and a tiny chile bite to it.”

    Scott W., Mango Chili Lime

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  • “More body than expected, which is a big plus. Also rounded crushable character, not stingingly crisp nor hot on the hops. Just the way a New England style should be”

    Paul W., Hazy IPA

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  • “Great orange aroma, solid N/A wit. Very bright flavors.”

    Alex H., Wit

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  • “Ok. This is…..good. If I were handed this and not told it was NA then I'd likely not know… really, really tasty”

    JT, Low Cal IPA

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  • “Uncool seriously hits the nail on the head with their styles. I have yet to be disappointed by their lineup.”

    NA Brewsky, @na.brewsky

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  • “Very unique brew. Drinks like a golden ale. I absolutely love it. Tons of flavor, but not too sweet at all.”

    Joe C., Pistachio Cream Croissant

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