The powers that be say we are allowed to call it Near Beer. It’s everything you’d want in a beer, just without the alcohol since it’s clocking in at less than 0.5% ABV.

Wizardry. Kidding, or kind of. It starts with water, barley, malt and hops, like you’d expect. Then we make some magic, can it, label it and ship it to your door or favorite grocery store.

No. Anything that contains less than 0.5% ABV is considered non-alcoholic. Since alcohol naturally occurs in foods you might be fascinated to know that many fruit juices, kombuchas, vinegar, bananas and even bread can contain up to 0.5% ABV without having to be labeled. Crazy right?

Uncool does not have to be refrigerated but we’d strongly advise chilling that can before cracking it open for a much more enjoyable experience.

You know it! Cans can be infinitely recycled making it the (un)coolest package choice.

This ranges from 90-180 days, depending on which one you have in your hand. 

All Uncool flavors are vegan.  We are not yet kosher certified nor are we brewing gluten-free versions of Uncool at this point.

So we aren’t docs and our lawyers would highly recommend we don’t give safety advice. We know that people look to Uncool everyday as a safe alternative to consuming alcohol, whether that’s for medical, safety or personal reasons. But we’ll tell you what we tell our family and friends - when in doubt, ask your doc!   

Each product page has published calories, carbs, fat and protein for each and every flavor we make!