8 Hilariously Uncool Reasons to Drink Uncool
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1. Rock the "I Woke Up Like This" Look
No hangovers means you can roll out of bed looking fabulous and ready to conquer the day. #Flawless
2. Avoid "Texts You Regret"
Drunk texting? Not with Uncool. Keep your phone out of trouble and your dignity intact.
3. Be the "Designated Fun" Friend
Your squad can count on you to drive and bring the party with Uncool non-alc beer. It's like being a superhero, but cooler.
4. Save Some Cash
Skip the overpriced cocktails and rideshares home and save your hard-earned cash for more Uncool beers. Your wallet will thank you.
5. Avoid Awkward Small Talk
Tired of explaining why you don't drink? Just sip on an Uncool and let the beer do the talking.
6. Impress with Beer Pong Skills
Show off your Uncool beer pong prowess by dominating the table without the buzz. Victory tastes just as sweet!
7. Stay Awake for Netflix Binges
Who needs caffeine when you have the invigorating taste of Uncool? Keep those binge-watching sessions going strong.
8. Survive Family Gatherings
Aunt Mildred's stories are way more bearable with a can of Uncool in hand. Trust us, you'll thank us later.
Be unapologetically uncool
5.0 | 100 + Reviews
THE UNCOOLIST COMMUNITY
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“Best NA IPA I've had. Makes taking a few weeks off from alcohol a lot easier.”
Ramsey G., Hazy IPA
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“More body than expected, which is a big plus. Also rounded crushable character, not stingingly crisp nor hot on the hops. Just the way a New England style should be”
Paula W., Hazy IPA
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“Ok. This is…..good. If I were handed this and not told it was NA then I'd likely not know… really, really tasty”
JT, Low Cal IPA
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“Uncool seriously hits the nail on the head with their styles. I have yet to be disappointed by their lineup.”
NA Brewsky, @na.brewsky
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“This didn't need to be so good”
Megan C.
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This New Brew Is All That
DEAL 'WIT' IT
Belgian-style white beer, crafted with coriander and orange peel. It's zesty non-alcoholic blend elevates your palate without the buzz.
